GIRLS ARE PRETTY: Part It Down The Middle Day!
Part your hair down the middle today for the very first time in your life and you’ll walk outside to find a Mercedes in your driveway instead of a Hyundai. Drive it to work where you’ll find you’re the President of the company instead of a middle-management toadie. Check your bank account and…
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brideshead revisited — waugh
the blind assassin — atwood
c — mccarthy
a woman named drown — powell
lucy — kincaid
the waste land — eliot
homework! (Taken with instagram)
Just petted this lil babe all the way to naptown.
I have learned much in these first seven days of not-drinking-in-January—namely, that it would be way easier to swallow the reality of my shitty academic performance if I could also drink many glasses of wine. If I were as good at writing essays as I am at stubbornly keeping month-long sobriety bets, then I wouldn’t have such terrible grades!
Taken with instagram
A bunch of nonsense! Brain, why have you forsaken me? Benjamin, I begin to regret your existence!





